~So. Currently, I'm slightly sickish. I have a sore throat and I've been feeling pretty lazy, or rather, lazier. In the rare instances I do get sick, my mom enjoys pouncing on me, all like: "See, I told you? See, see, see? I told you, you should've worn your coat/scarf/earmuffs/gloves on a perfectly normal day."
Now, I'm eating Combos and I present to you: a new blog feature. Myth Debunked: where I summarize books - some badly, some not - and leave you either clueless, shaking an annoyed fist or praising my talent. The latter is unlikely. Sound off!
THE STORY: A captivating tale about a girl whose bun game is so strong.
TRUTH REVEALED: A captivating tale of a girl whose film game is so strong.
THE STORY: In a modern retelling of the Tudors, Anne is a crass motorcyclist, Lady Catherine has been demoted to
Regina George a cheerleader, and Henry drops the F-bomb more often than an intoxicated Real Housewife.
TRUTH REVEALED: Wait, what?
THE STORY: A town made solely of paper. It is unknown how this town was devised or discovered. Not even Columbus was made aware, but it’s believed to be strictly mystical.
TRUTH REVEALED: Mary Sues, manic pixie dream boys, and unappreciated friends. Oh my. Also: one overused quote.
THE STORY: A pretty girl takes a drink from a handsome stranger.
TRUTH REVEALED: Um, it doesn’t go well…?
THE STORY: A girl and her dearly beloved couch have been completely submerged underwater. It will take many deep-sea divers to recover both of them safely.
TRUTH REVEALED: One of the finest debuts of our time.
THE STORY: Six teens decide to get emancipated for the LOLs.
TRUTH REVEALED: Where Are They Now?: Six teens fail in their decision to get emancipated and move back in with their parents after their unpaid college tuition, failed acting endeavors, partying, drug habits leave them bankrupt.
THE STORY: Black Widow is a fucking badass.
TRUTH REVEALED: She isn’t.
TRUTH REVEALED: Did you not read the first part?
THE STORY: Ice cream! Sunglasses! Fabulous soundtracks!
TRUTH REVEALED: Sloane needs to be everyone's best friend.